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Mwm needing a good ride m4w Im a married man 28 years old juss seeing if there is anybody out there down for a time that wont be forgotten.y serious responds no bs Im and well text me And u can c more !

HARD TIMES IN AL!...WANT TO RELOCATE? Hello Alabama Ladies,
First of all, I confess that I'm actually 67. I put it at 10 years younger because:
a)I feel and act much younger and have NO major medical issues, and
b)Seriously, would you have read this post if I put 67?....most would not. If that's a problem for you I totally understand.
I recently heard on the news that 36% of Alabama's total population is on food stamps.....Unbelievable!....Well, unfortunately I can't do anything about that, but if there's a lady who needs some help and would like to relocate to the cool mountains of North Carolina then I want to hear from you.
I'm retired, divorced and tired of being alone This is just an idea I have so I'm not sure what to expect from this and the details will need to be discussed. I'm open to any kind of arrangement that will be mutually beneficial and something we both agree on. I'm basicly looking for a compatible companion as well as someone to help cook, clean, and take care of the house.
I am a clean DDF, affectionate SWM who is an honest, normal acting, respectful gentleman; and I will gladly give you my full name for you to do a background check once we get past the basics.
This is NOT a pay for sex post!.....It would be nice if sex could be part of it, but only if we BOTH agree to that.
I'm open to any age, race, and body type. Those things aren't nearly as important as honesty, personality, attitude, acceptance, and open mindedness. But you do need to be in good enough shape to join me on a 2-3 mile walk every day. I'm a bit overweight and determined to lose it and need some help with that!
This is a serious post, so only serious replies please. Put "HELP ME" as subject or I will delete unread.

Are you bored? SO AM I! If you are bored as bad as I am right now, I am so sorry. Okay, let's change the boredom. Well, virtually! I'm down or texts. If we are both suffering in a state of humdrum, let's suffer together! So you'll know what you are getting into I am going to ramble on about me. . . Hope this works! [Lol!] [DISCLAIMER: Since I am not a person to boast or to put myself out there, I thought the best way to do this was in an "interview style" question answer. No I do NOT have schizophrenia or have multiple personality disorder. So saying that, let the interview begin. . .and I hope it doesn't get too weird, also I hope you are sitting because this might be a long read.] Q: Anything you want to start off by saying to this lovely person? A: Yes, yes I do. First off, hello and thank you for giving my ad a glance. I hope this gives a little bit of insight into me and what makes me tick (without the scalpel and mess and the clean up). Q: Well, what are you here for? A: Basiy I am here to find someone that I can text (or ). It hard to find someone with (sorta) the same taste of music or the same anything in common in these parts (Pacific Northwest, Washington). If there is a spark so be, we'll take it from there if it happens. But I am a firm believer adult wants sex tonight Spiritwood Lake that the best relationships come from being good friends first... Or penpals. Q: So let's start off small. What do you do for fun? A: I personally do many things to occupy my free time. It can be anything from road trip to just going down the street for coffee or a pint, or staying at home, watching the telly or listening to music. Q: Since you brought up music, what do you like to hear? A: I have a very array of music on my and phone . My friends say that I have very eclectic taste when it comes to music. It can vary from traditional then to classic punk then to metal and then to % of the shots you never take", Wayne Gretzky. Q: Do you have a favorite joke? A: Yes I do! [Lol!] Two guys walk into a bar, the first guys says to the bartender "I'll like to have some H2O". The second guys says "I wanna drink some H2O too". And then he dies! Q: What was the last bone you broke and how did you break it? A: Really, I think it was my , I just broke it on the leg of my . But before that it was fingers on my left hand and I did that playing rugby. Q: If you can sum it you up with one word, what would be that word? A: . . . Steadfast. Wow. . . That was weirder than I thought it would've been. Hope to hear from you and hope it was a fun read for ya! =)