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Shy....but fraking lonely First of all, I am overweight. Not just chubby, plump or curvy....more like lumpy. If that bugs/disgusts/terrifies you, sorry for wasting your time. Buh-bye.
I'm the usual shy, overweight 30yo who woke up one morning and realized that if she doesn't meet some straight males soon, while she will always have someone to go and watch a musical or spend an afternoon 'antiquing' with....(both fun BTW)...she'll probably end up spending her twilight years collecting more and more cats and horribly written erotic romance novels and cutesy figurines of animals until she can't take it anymore and dies from sheer self loathing. :) Pretty picture huh?
I'm drama free (to the point of being boring) and can be a mother hen/nag. I have a random, sarcastic, slightly twisted sense of humor, love to read, attempt to sing, and attempt to cook. I watch Chuck, Glee, Breaking Bad, Eureka, The IT Crowd, Ghost Adventures (love those drunken frat boys!), SuperNatural and various other 'brain chocolate' television. A bit of a dork/nerd, and although I don't play any RPG or video games, I love Felicia Day and The Guild, and won't run away if you have 3 different gaming systems and own more dice then you do underwear.
I'm just looking for someone to connect with, like everyone else on here. I'm wanting to find someone to come home to, and maybe build a life with. Someone who cares when I have a crappy day and will at least pretend to listen and make the appropriate comments at the appropriate times. Someone to snuggle with on cold nights. Someone to depend on...and someone to stop me from taking anymore steps down that road to becoming that old lady living in a house filled with cats and tacky figurines! Ick! Can you imagine how much DUSTING that would take?
Only two requirements: Must be employed (because I don't make enough to support us both sweetcheeks!) and must not be a homophobe. Lots of gay friends here, and that won't work for me.
Oh yeah....I am about 5/9, blue eyes, brown hair.
What about you? Who/what are you looking for?